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The Best Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

By July 5, 2016 12 Comments
2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy football is the one true love of every fantasy football player. Any dedicated fantasy player knows that they need a great and classic fantasy name to enter the season. The 2017 season is no exception to that rule.

Many leagues, like ours at Let’s Talk Fantasy Football, creates our names around our weekly opponent, making much of the list below moot. However, there are many fantasy fans who need great names to look through.

If you can’t pick a name from below for your fantasy team, we’ve failed you. I’ve failed you.

We’ve broken down some of the best fantasy football team names that we could find. They’re broken down below randomly, and their tiers and numbers are not representative of our favorites. Personally, I think many of them are worth a laugh. Now it’s time for the best of the best.

The 2017 Fantasy Football Team Name Guide

We've searched the internet far and wide to bring you some of the best fantasy football team names we could find.

Some of them will be outdated, others will need to be updated as players retire and change teams but most of them should give you a good laugh.

We've broken down the 2017 fantasy football team names by NFL team, TV show and popular movies. Enjoy folks,  I know I did.

Arizona Cardinals 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Arizona Cardinals have quite a few well-known players that you'll see included on the 2017 Arizona fantasy team names list below.

Many of the best fantasy football team names start with the big name players and the Arizona Cardinals are no exception. Many of these Arizona Cardinal team names come from current players, but we left a few for old times sake. While we couldn't think of (or find) some for every Cardinal, we found quite a few good ones for the 2017 season.

  1. PalmersOnly.com
  2. My Hognson is Better Than Yours
  3. Chronicles of Reddick
  4. Giving Opponents Fitz
  5. The Arians Brotherhood
  6. Blame Gabbert
  7. Honey Baddger Don't Care
  8. Honey Baddger Don't Give a Shit
  9. Tyrann-osaurus
  10. Iupati be Kidding Me
  11. Sweaty Palmers
  12. Fitz and the Touchdowns
  13. Fitz Like a Glove
  14. Puttin on the Fitz
  15. House of Cards
  16. Giving Defenses Fitz
  17. Pop, Lock, And Docket
  18. Dropping a Doucet
  19. Fitzgerald Broflovski
  20. Show Me Your Fitz
  21. Kibbles ‘N Fitz
  22. The Daily Fitz-Hearld
  23. Jack and the BeanieStalk

What Arizona Cardinals fantasy football team names are you planning to use in 2017?

Atlanta Flacons 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

2017 Fantasy Football Team Names - Atlanta FalconsWith NFL stars like Matt Ryan, Julio Jones and more, we've got a nice collection of Atlanta Falcon 2017 fantasy team names.

Many of these Atlanta Falcons team names come from present players, but a few refer to guys no longer with the team. We think they're still classics that you need to consider!

We already know you love our 2017 fantasy football team names for the Atlanta Falcons, but if you don't, tell us below what fantasy team names you'd want us to include for other players 2017.

Here we go:

  1. All I do is Quinn
  2. Orange Julio and Matty Ice
  3. The Falcoholics
  4. Tak's Picture Frames
  5. Julio Think You Are?
  6. Julio Let The Dogs Out?
  7. Game of Jones
  8. Devonta's Inferno
  9. Nothing in Life is Free, Man
  10. Armed Schaubbery
  11. Highway Schaubbery
  12. I'm Falcon Awesome
  13. The Second Half Doesn't Count
  14. Mike Vick in a Box
  15. Julio's Hamstring of Steel
  16. Matty's Ice Cubes
  17. Raging Falcoholics
  18. You're Falcon Right
  19. I'm Falcon Your Mom
  20. Rowdy Roddy
  21. Ring Around the Osi

Have some other Atlanta Falcons fantasy football team names for the 2017 season? Let us know in the comments!

Baltimore Ravens 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

2017 Fantasy Football Team Names - Baltimore RavensThe Baltimore Ravens are home to several big NFL names, and many of them are included in our 2017 fantasy team name guide.

We've got an exhaustive list of fantasy football team names for the Baltimore Ravens that include new, old, funny and crude team names that cover everything.

With all of these great 2017 Ravens fantasy team names, you may be wondering what we think about their fantasy outlook for 2017. Ask and you shall receive, our 2017 fantasy football podcast on the Ravens is dropping late July!

  1. Ball So Hard University
  2. “Flacco” Means “God” in Delaware
  3. Flaccoroni and Cheese
  4. What Yanda Do About It?
  5. Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker
  6. Suggs-ual Healing
  7. 50 Shades of Ray
  8. Waka Flacco Flame
  9. Ray Rice’s Photography Service
  10. Morning, Woodhead
  11. Ray Lewis’ House of Pain
  12. Flaccoholics Anonymous
  13. Tucker? I Hardly Know Her!
  14. Brawltimore
  15. That’s So Ravens
  16. The Ronnie Stanley Parable
  17. Rantin’ & Raven
  18. Ngata Gonna Lose
  19. Hakuna Ma-Ngata
  20. I Have a Rice Beater On
  21. Beats By Ray
  22. Frosted Flaccos
  23. You Are Ngata Father
  24. Waka Flacco Flame
  25. Why'd Rice Decker?
  26. Rice By The Pound
  27. Don't Give Me No Flacco
  28. Cut Him Some Flacco
  29. Rice to Beat You

Buffalo Bills 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

2017 Fantasy Football Team Names - Buffalo BillsThe Buffalo Bills made big news to kick off 2017 with the trade for LeSean McCoy. We're ready to kick off the 2017 fantasy season with some sweet Buffalo Bills team names.

We give you a ton of options that allow you go player specific with your fantasy football team name or to go general with the Buffalo Bills. That sounds like the perfect combination of optons for 2017.

If you're interested in more than just fantasy football team names, try our fantasy podcast on the outlook of some of the Bills 2017 stars.

  1. The Real McCoy
  2. Need for Speed
  3. Buffa-low Expectations
  4. Playing with Hausch Money
  5. Staying Incognito
  6. Natural Born Spillers
  7. Elementary, My Dear Watkins
  8. Catch me Hauschka, how bout dah
  9. Show Me Your TDs
  10. Tyrodasaurus Rex
  11. Taylor Made
  12. Tim the Tyrod Taylor
  13. Taylor Park Boys
  14. In Tyrod we Trust
  15. It’s Always Shady in Buffalo
  16. The Shady Bunch
  17. Backfields and McCoys
  18. McCoy Meets World
  19. Watkins on Sunshine
  20. Long Watkins on Shady Beaches
  21. 1.21 Gigawatkins
  22. Turn Down for Watkins
  23. EJ's Football Manuel
  24. Kill Bills
  25. Buffa-low Expectations
  26. Tuel Time
  27. The Bryce is Right
  28. Flutie and the Blowfish
  29. Manuel Can Hackett
  30. Lawson’s Creek
  31. Offices of Williams, Williams and Williams
  32. Read the Manuel
  33. Truth or Dareus
  34. Elementary My Dear Watkins
  35. Watkins Makes My Woods Grow
  36. Turn Down for Watkins
  37. Read the Freaking Manuel
  38. Angry Byrds

Carolina Panthers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

2017 Fantasy Football Team Names - Carolina PanthersThe 2017 Carolina Panthers team names are dominated by Cam Newton team names. As such a polarizing player it's no surprise, but we promise there are some other gems in here as well.

Sometimes you want more than just fantasy team names, in that case we've got you covered with our fantasy breakdown on the 2017 Panthers.

  1. You Cam Do It
  2. Uptown Funchess
  3. The Funchess Monsters
  4. Good Ole Christian Boys
  5. Red Hot Julius Peppers
  6. Mary-Kate & Greg Olsen
  7. License to Kalil
  8. Kuech-in it Real
  9. Graham Crackers
  10. Delhomme on the Range
  11. Wham! Bam! Thank You Cam!
  12. Newtons Law
  13. I Cam in My Shorts
  14. Finish Him Kuechly
  15. Bust a McNutt
  16. How about GaNO
  17. The Tolbert Report
  18. Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
  19. Green Eggs and Cam
  20. To Whom the Bell Tolberts
  21. Oh God I Just Cam
  22. Cam's Laws of Motion
  23. All About the Benjamins
  24. Shootin' Newton
  25. Fig Newtons

Chicago Bears 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Bears - 2017Man it's just a ton of fun to make fun of Jay Cutler. That's why he's a popular name in our 2017 Bears fantasy football team names. We've got some other great Bears in there as well!

Not only do we make fun of Cutler on our 2017 fantasy team name list, we also talk a ton of Chicago Bears on the fantasy podcast.

  1. Bear Jordan
  2. Karma’s a Mitch
  3. Cruz’n For a Bruisin
  4. Cruz Missiles
  5. Cruz'n into Your DMs
  6. Kevin White Walkers
  7. Da Bear Necessities
  8. The hurt Lacher
  9. Forte inch Ditka
  10. Moby Ditka
  11. Does my Butkus look big?
  12. Robbie’s Gould Diggers
  13. All That is Gould Does Not Glitter
  14. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cutler
  15. Smokin Jay Cutler
  16. Suck My Ditka
  17. Grinning and Bearing It
  18. Peppers Bear Spray
  19. Cutler's Last Stand

Cincinnati Bengals 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names - Browns

The Cincinnati Bengals have a killer 2017 fantasy team name list. In fact, Eiferted writing it (that was a poor attempt at humor). So here's the real fantasy team name list.

If you're looking for some fantasy analysis to go along with the Bengals 2017 team names, we break it down on our fantasy football podcast.

  1. Dalton Abbey
  2. Andy Dalton’s Red Zone
  3. Smoke A.J.
  4. Green Eggs & Hill
  5. Adam Jones’ Counseling Services
  6. All But Burfict
  7. Sorry, Eifert-ed
  8. Over the Hill
  9. McCarron, My Wayward Son
  10. Eifert the Law and the Law Won
  11. Eight Titanics = Ocho Sinko
  12. Marvin On Up, to the East Side
  13. Peko Mon Go
  14. Pac-man Go
  15. WhoDey & The Blowfish
  16. Burfict Strangers
  17. Pokemon Gio
  18. A For Eifert
  19. Nobody’s Burfict
  20. The Geno Atkins Diet
  21. It Ertz when Eifert
  22. Death by Sanu
  23. Marvin on Up to the East Side
  24. Pardon Me Eiferted
  25. Practice Makes Burfict
  26. Beats by Dre Kirkpatrick
  27. It's Always Greener In Cincy
  28. Ginger Paradise
  29. Higher Than AJ's Green
  30. The Eifert Tower
  31. Lewis' Sinks Ships
  32. Sanu and Improved
  33. Crash & Bernard
  34. My Fleener Ertz When Eifert
  35. Me & Julio Down By The Bernard

Cleveland Browns 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Browns - 2017We all know Johnny football is a popular topic, which is why he still reigns supreme for the Browns 2017 fantasy football team names (even though he's not on the team).

We think Josh Gordon names still qualify for the 2017 team name list, so let's leave him there for meow.

We're hoping the Browns can provide us with some better fantasy team names as we go into 2017, but we won't hold our breath.

  1. Where Draft Picks Go to Die
  2. Kizer Soze: Making Wins Disappear
  3. Josh Gordon’s Liquor Store
  4. Brock Osweiler’s QB Camp
  5. Haden Go Seek
  6. Myles to Go Before We Win
  7. Myles Away from a Championship
  8. Counting Crowells
  9. You’ve Got to be Njoku-ng Me
  10. Hue Betcha
  11. Space Browns
  12. Fifty Shades of Browns
  13. There’s Always Next Year
  14. Diced Jabrill Peppers
  15. Time to Grow Up and Be a Manziel
  16. Josh Gordon’s Third Strike
  17. They See Me Rollin’ They Haden
  18. Tickel me Manzielmo
  19. A Mingo Ate My Brady
  20. Don’t Touch My Johnny Manziel
  21. Manziel in Distress
  22. Where’s Johnny?
  23. The Johnny Cleveland Show
  24. Fast Times When Gordon’s High
  25. Second Hand Smoke
  26. Manziel in the Mirror
  27. R U Haden on Johnny Manziel?

Dallas Cowboys 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Cowboys - 2017The Dallas Cowboys are considered America's team...so let's see what fantasy football team names we could come up with for you Cowboy faithful.

Keep in mind that some of these 2017 fantasy football team names include former players (Romo) and will continue to be updated as we head into week 1.

  1. Dez Dispenser
  2. Dez-ed and Confused
  3. Carr Rescue
  4. No Romo
  5. A Lump of Cole Beasley
  6. And So It Was Witten
  7. Dez for Prez
  8. Kittens Love Witten
  9. The Claiborne Identity
  10. When in Romo
  11. Wide Open Dezert
  12. Witten in the Stars
  13. Romosexual Tendencies
  14. Dez Nuts
  15. Crest Pro Wittening
  16. America’s Fantasy Team
  17. Dak to the Future
  18. Dak in a Box
  19. No Mo Romo
  20. Zeke-A Virus
  21. Ez-E Duz It
  22. Raindrop, crop tops
  23. Hide & Zeke
  24. Zeke Squad
  25. A Zeke Outlook
  26. The Walking Dez
  27. King Ezekiel
  28. Dez Does Dallas
  29. Final Dez-tination
  30. Witteness Protection Program
  31. Chidobe Flash Player
  32. Taco-ver the league

Denver Broncos 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Copy of Team Names - Broncos - 2017The Denver Broncos are a shell of their former selves, but they're working to rebuild. If you're a Broncos faithful or simply love a few Denver Bronco players, we've got you covered for 2017.

Here are some of the top current and former player fantasy football teamnames for 2017.

  1. Vonn Miller Lite
  2. Up Jamaal Night to Get Lucky
  3. Jamaal About Dat Bass, No Fumble
  4. OpThomas Prime
  5. BeWare of the Vonster
  6. Butt of All Jokes
  7. Jake Butt, The Tight End
  8. I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie
  9. Knowshow Moreno
  10. Shanahan Jobs
  11. Can’t Stop MasterPeyton
  12. Save a Bronco, Ride a Cowboy
  13. Wes-amphetamines
  14. Rocky Manning High
  15. Manning of Steel
  16. Kyle Orton’s Neck Beard
  17. Tim Tebow’s Youth Group
  18. Orton Hears a Who
  19. Chutes and Latimers
  20. Prater the Greater
  21. WareWolfes of Denver
  22. Mile High Club
  23. Broncaholics
  24. Mile High Mustache Ride
  25. Demaryius Targaryen
  26. Von Millerbrand Disease
  27. Dark Knighton Rises
  28. They See Me Bowlen
  29. Number 1 Fanning
  30. Von WareWolfe
  31. Miller Highlife
  32. Ingram Toenails

What Denver Broncos inspired fantasy team names are you planning to use for 2017?

Detroit Lions 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Lions - 2017

When it comes to Detroit Lions fantasy team names for 2017, we've got a little bit of everything. We're here with some Calvin Johnson (retired---but he's a Lion forever), Joique Bell (Free-Agent but his name makes some names fun) and so much more.

While these are some of our favorite Detroit Lions fantasy football team names for 2017, we know you've got some more to add to the list!

  1. Caldswell that ends well
  2. Stafford Infection
  3. Inglorious Staffords
  4. Built StafFord Tough
  5. Golden Tate Warriors
  6. Abdullah ObloNgata
  7. Ngata Gonna Lose
  8. Hakuna Ma-Ngata
  9. Chronicles of Riddick
  10. Golden Taint
  11. Speaking in Ebronics
  12. Living on a Prater
  13. The Ansah
  14. Jamaican Joique Chicken
  15. A Little Bush on My Johnson
  16. Hooked on Ebronics
  17. Megatrons Johnson
  18. Stafford Infection
  19. Joique to the World
  20. Golden Taint
  21. Gettin’ Ziggy With It
  22. Calvin’s Johnson
  23. The Joique-y Boys
  24. Keep Calm and Megatron
  25. Ansah To My Prayers
  26. Joique Your Chains

Green Bay Packers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Packers - 2017The Packers are a fan favorite due to a number of incredible talents and winning seasons. With Aaron Rodgers and the full supporting cast back for 2017, all we can do is get ready for some Green Bay success by choosing a killer fantasy team name.

Almost all of our 2017 team name selections are current players, but a few are a nod to Mr. Farve himself. Either way, enjoy the Green Bay Packers 2017 fantasy football team names and add to the comments if you have others you love!

  1. Lambeaughinis
  2. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
  3. Corn on the Cobb
  4. The Last Jordy
  5. Cops and Rodgers
  6. Jordy wanna ride with me
  7. 50 Shades of Clay
  8. Favre Dollar Footlong
  9. Favre Finger Death Punch
  10. Martellus Something We Don’t Know
  11. Armed Rodgery
  12. Pack It In
  13. I Drive A Lambeaughini
  14. The Clay Matthews Band
  15. Straight Outta Cobbton
  16. Corn Cobb Pipe
  17. Prepare for the Clinton-Dix
  18. Monica Loves Clinton Dix
  19. Corn on the Cobb
  20. Armed Rodgery
  21. Lacy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
  22. Lambeau Leapers
  23. Lacy is Victorious Secret
  24. CheeseHead a Lot of Dix
  25. Teach Me How to Raji
  26. Favre from Retiring
  27. Aaron It Out
  28. Jumpin' For Jordy
  29. Slob On My Cobb
  30. The Cream of the Cobb

Houston Texans 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Texans - 2017Man that Houston Texan defense is pretty remarkable. Yeah, they did win some fantasy football championships last year.

For 2017 we're back with some even better 2017 Houston Texans fantasy team names.

It's important to note that we felt obligated to included Arian Foster in the team names here. Why? Because he's a Texan...period. Luckily for those of you that could care less, we've also got a ton of Houston Texans fantasy team names that include fan favorites!

  1. Watt Me Whip, Watt Me JJ
  2. Hopkins in the Cadillac
  3. Watt More Could You Ask For?
  4. More Cushing for the Pushing
  5. Fetty Watt
  6. Whoopee Cushings
  7. Wattaburger
  8. The Garden of Weeden
  9. Cowboys and Arians
  10. Houston, We Have a Problem
  11. Who Lechler Dogs Out?
  12. Arian Supremacy
  13. Foster...Arian for Beer
  14. Arian Foster the People
  15. Arian the Hendersons
  16. Andre the Giant Johnson
  17. Armed Schaubbery
  18. Highway Schaubbery
  19. Insane Clowney Posse ft. DJ Watt
  20. Turn Down for Watt
  21. J.J. SWAT Team
  22. More Cushing for the Pushing
  23. Clowney Questions, Bro
  24. Clowney the Circus Centerpiece
  25. DeAndre Hopkins University
  26. Arian My Wayward Son
  27. A Foster Always Pays His Debts
  28. Run Foster Run!
  29. Send in the Clowneys

Indianapolis Colts 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

The Colts offense is poised for a killer 2017, both in fantasy football and real life. That's music to fantasy owners ears, which means they just need a killer Colts fantasy inspired team name to rub it in their opponents face just a little more.

If you're a Colts fan and can't find a fantasy football team name that makes you chuckle, we're dissapointed. Enjoy these Luck and other player inspired team names!

  1. Luckness Monster
  2. Donte's Inferno
  3. Better to be Lucky than Good
  4. Racking Up Hilton Points
  5. Luck Dynasty
  6. Dungy’s and Dragons
  7. Oscar Meyer Fleeners
  8. Dungy’s and Dragons
  9. T.Y. Very Much
  10. When it Waynes, It Gores
  11. Mingo Unchained
  12. Live Freeney or Addai Hard
  13. Fleener-Schnitzel
  14. The Curtis Painter Administration
  15. Luck My Balls
  16. Irsay It Ain’t So
  17. TY Goes to the Runner
  18. Hooker? I Hardly Know Her!
  19. Playing With My Fleener
  20. Oscar Meyer Fleener
  21. Fleener-Schnitzel
  22. How I Lucked Your Mother
  23. Makin It Wayne
  24. Don’t Luck at my Fleener
  25. All You Need is Luck
  26. T.Y. Beanie Babies
  27. Natural Bjoern Killers
  28. Check My Balls
  29. The Luckness Monster
  30. Colt Following
  31. Bradshawshank Redemption
  32. Luck Be a Brady Tonight
  33. Luck My Ass
  34. T.Y Very Much

Jacksonville Jaguars 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Jaguars - 2017The Jaguars never cease to amaze. Sometimes in good ways, most times in bad ways. For 2017 we're hoping for a turnaround for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Here's our 2017 fantasy team name guide for the Jags.

  1. Frosted Blakes
  2. 3rd Degree Hurns
  3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  4. Yeldon Make Me Lose My Mind
  5. The Hurns Locker
  6. Blame Gabbert
  7. Henne Boo Boo
  8. Bortlesaurus
  9. Scobee Snacks
  10. Scobee Wan Kenobi
  11. Scobee Diving
  12. The Henne Badger
  13. 50 Shades of Teal
  14. Meet the Allen Robinsons
  15. Feel the Hurns
  16. I’m With Hurns
  17. Henne Given Sunday
  18. Blackmon and Decker
  19. Henne I Shrunk the Kids
  20. Can’t Keep a Blackmon Down
  21. Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
  22. Cecil Pants
  23. Full Metal Joeckel
  24. Joeckel & Hyde
  25. Toby or Not To Be
  26. OMG! They Killed Henne!
  27. Orange is the New Blackmon
  28. Scobee and the Gerharts
  29. The Hurns Locker
  30. That's Supposed Toby a Graham?
  31. Make It Blaine

Kansas City Chiefs 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Kansas City Chiefs Fantasy Football Team Names 2017It's no secret that I'm a HUGE Kansas City Chiefs fan. That's probably why this list is so long. I found some awesome fantasy football team names for the Chiefs. Some of them are courtesy of ArrowheadPride readers (their username is noted).

Please note that some of them are oldies but goodies and I'm leaving them here as I like to be nastolgic about the good and bad (mostly bad) times. Here's what I've got for 2017 Kansas City Chiefs fantasy team names folks.

  1. CrocoKnile Dundee (from BJG1009)
  2. The Abdullah-oblongata (from ChiefBearcat)
  3. Breaston Largements (from DCherry35)
  4. 2 Girls 1 Succop (from CommanderinCHIEFS)
  5. He. Could. Go Jamaal. The. Way.
  6. Sutton Funny Is Going On Here
  7. Hungry HipPoe
  8. The Pillsbury PoeBoys
  9. Tommy Bahama Collectors Club
  10. Louie Aguiar’s Mustache
  11. Husain in the Membrane
  12. Reidburger in Paradise (from ChiefsandCigars)
  13. Reid’em & Weep
  14. Chiefs Without a Cassel
  15. Dontari’s Toe
  16. Kids in the Hali
  17. The Midwest Knile Virus
  18. Charles and The Touchdown Factory
  19. Reid Option
  20. Berry the Hatchet
  21. KCMasterPriest
  22. Dante’s Haulin Oates
  23. Fury of the Knile
  24. Zombo Apocalypse
  25. KC Chiefs R Us
  26. Hali Hali Oxen Free
  27. Jamaal’s Dash n Andy’s Stache
  28. Kniley and Cyrus
  29. Blitz Berry Crunch
  30. 50 Shades of Bray
  31. The Knile-High Club
  32. Tou-be Continued
  33. Avery Damn Time
  34. Sea of Reid
  35. Berry, Berry, Quite Dontari
  36. Jamaal Day Long
  37. I’m Your HuckleBerry
  38. Hali Berry’s TDs
  39. Colquitt While You’re Ahead
  40. You Don’t Know Poe
  41. Consider Me Knile Davis
  42. Doreidos
  43. The Hali Llama
  44. Grback to the Future
  45. Jamaalin’ me crazy?
  46. Too legit to Colquitt
  47. Shut the Succop!
  48. Charles in Charge
  49. Berries and Cherries
  50. Berry, Berry Good
  51. The Hali Lama
  52. Berry, Berry, Quite Dontari
  53. Too Legit to Colquitt
  54. Chief Checkdown
  55. Welcome to Mahomes
  56. Mahomes, Your Home
  57. Tamba-Hawk Chop
  58. Jamaal About That Bass, No Fumble
  59. He. Could. Go. Jamaal. The. Way.
  60. Sweet Onion Chicken Moeaki
  61. Death on the Knile
  62. It’s Knile Or Never!
  63. Living In DeKnile
  64. See the Dwayne Bowe, Taste the Dwayne Bowe
  65. Somewhere Over the Dwayne Bowe
  66. Please Don’t Succop

Los Angeles Chargers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Chargers - 2017

The Chargers (who I personally despise being a Chiefs fan) have officially found a new home.

With a new city comes new fantasy football team names for the Los Angeles Chargers (Poor San Diego). We keep some of the old San Diego faithful in the team name list and then we morph into some of the Chargers fan favorites.

Ultimately, this is the 2017 Los Angeles Chargers Fantasy Football Team Name list you've been waiting for.

Chargers team names are as follows:

  1. San Die-going, Going, Gone
  2. Over The Rivers & Through The Gates To LaDainian's House We Go
  3. LA LA BYE
  4. A Rivers Runs Through the Gates of Hell
  5. Antonio’s Pearly Gates
  6. Down by the Rivers
  7. The Rivers Burst the FloodGates
  8. A Lamp for the Forrest
  9. When I Go, I Philip Rivers
  10. Knock on Woodhead
  11. All About Dem Benjamins
  12. Rochells on the Seashore
  13. Peeping Tomlinsons
  14. Every Kiss Begins With Kaeding
  15. Just Kaeding
  16. Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend’s School of Existence
  17. Manti Te'o's Catfish Crew
  18. Messing With Manti
  19. She Gives Woodhead
  20. Cry Me a Rivers
  21. Bolt Up
  22. The Gates are Open
  23. Morning Woodhead
  24. Just Kaeding
  25. Mystic Rivers
  26. Philip Givers, Antonio Takes
  27. Rivers Me Timbers
  28. Every Kiss Begins With Kaeding
  29. Gates Screwed Me
  30. A Rivers Runs Through It

Los Angeles Rams 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Los Angeles Rams Fantasy Football Team Names 2017The St. Louis Rams (former..I'm sorry), have also found themselves a new home! Starting in 2017 the Rams will be known as the Los Angeles Rams, which means an entirely new list of fantasy football team names.

We're not sure if their move to LA will change their production on the field, but I digress. Here are some of the best Los Angeles Rams fantasy football team names that we could come up with for the 2017 season.

Let's see if the St. Louis Rams 2017 fantasy football team names will fair any better than the team will.

  1. Goff of Throws
  2. Goff my Chains
  3. Goff Balls
  4. Shake it Goff
  5. Gurley Gone Wild
  6. Gurley Man
  7. 2 Gurley’s 1 Cup
  8. The Gurley Gates
  9. InTrumaine Treatment
  10. Ramily Matters
  11. Our Barron and Donald is better
  12. Bad Case of Laurinaitis
  13. Isaiah Pead on My Shoes
  14. Don't Be a Gurley Man
  15. Stafford-Upon-Tavon
  16. Tavon Austin 3:16
  17. Rams Bringing It Up The Rear

Miami Dolphins 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Dolphins - 2017

The list of 2017 Miami Dolphins fantasy football team names gives you a little bit of everything. You get current players, retired players and some big names that spent some time in Miami (I'm jealous).

Tell us which 2017 Miami Dolphins fantasy team names you're planning to use this season!

  1. Kung Suh Panda
  2. Dirty Landry
  3. Wake Suhperior
  4. The Tannehillbillies
  5. SUHcker punch
  6. Tannesaurus Rex
  7. Let Misi About That
  8. Moore than Just a Backup
  9. Reshad Are You Talking About?
  10. Henne Given Sunday
  11. Suh-per Bowl Bound
  12. Not so Fasano
  13. Orange Julius
  14. All Aboard the Jay Train
  15. Suh-icide Squad
  16. Smoking Not Permitted
  17. Let Misi Your TDs
  18. Tannehill’s a Marine, No?
  19. Henne, I Shrunk the Kids
  20. The Tannehills Have Eyes
  21. Mary-Ja’Wuan-A
  22. Till The Wake Drips From My Balls
  23. All These Mitchell’s Crawl
  24. Jimmy, Tannehill, Landry
  25. Cameron Wake and Bake
  26. Folding My Landry
  27. Suh’s Your Daddy Now
  28. Suh Girls, One Cup
  29. Suh Kids on the Block
  30. King of the Tannehill

Minnesota Vikings 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Team Names - Vikings - 2017With Adrian Peterson leaving the Minnesota Vikings for 2017, we've lost quite a few great fantasy football team names. The good news is we've added a bunch of new players to the team, so we've got a few that will still make you laugh.

We may (or may not have) left a few old fantasy football team names on the list, but that's just because we think some of them are still good choices for 2017.

Here's the Minnesota Vikings fantasy football team name list for 2017:

  1. The Magic Skoll Bus
  2. Purple Reign
  3. Inglorious Bradfords
  4. Murray Money Murray Problems
  5. Rudolph the Red Zone Reindeer
  6. Rudolph the Red Nosed Kyle
  7. Dalvin & The Chipmunks
  8. Cooking up some yards
  9. Laquontum Physics
  10. Don't Tread on Me
  11. More than A. Thielen
  12. Diggs-ing you a grave
  13. BarrTender
  14. A Viking walks into a Barr
  15. The Blair Walsh Project
  16. Kalil Me Maybe
  17. The Bridgewater Connection
  18. No More Norv
  19. Yankey My Johnson
  20. The Rhodes Ahead
  21. Ponder The Future
  22. Shouldn't Have Gone to Jared
  23. All Day I Kalil

New England Patriots 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names New England Patriots 2017The Patriots have been the talk of the NFL so far in 2017....actually that's every year. They've won a Super Bowl, been accused of cheating by deflating footballs, fined by the league and still seem to be enjoying life. As you can imagine, many of the Patriots 2017 fantasy football team names are about what's surrounded the team over the past few years.

As you can imagine, many of the Patriots 2017 fantasy football team names are about what's surrounded the team over the past few years.

  1. Hernandez Pistol Offense
  2. Hernandez Hit Men
  3. Gronk If You Wanna See My TD’s
  4. The Gronk Abides
  5. Medulla Amendola
  6. Brady Gaga
  7. Wilfork on the First Date
  8. Wilfork for Food
  9. Here’s My Number…Call Me Brady
  10. Koppen a Feel
  11. The Big Gostkowski
  12. Pimpin Ain’t Easley
  13. Ladies and Edelman
  14. Ridley’s Talib It or Not
  15. Burger Tyms
  16. Belicheck Yourself B4 You Rex Yourself
  17. Uggs and Thugs
  18. Wilfork for Food
  19. Too Easley
  20. LaFell in Love With a Girl
  21. Chronic Masterdeflater
  22. Caught Red Hernandezed
  23. Check My Balls
  24. Party Like a Gronk Star
  25. Brady and the Deflaters
  26. Brady Likes Soft Balls
  27. Airing It Out (of my balls)
  28. The Big Glasskowski
  29. Bad Mother Tucker
  30. I Don't Give a Tuck
  31. Brady Gaga
  32. Ladies and Edelman
  33. PSI Love You
  34. Gronk’s Party Ship
  35. Deflate This
  36. Arts & Krafts
  37. Hernandez’s Hitmen
  38. More Wins Than PSI
  39. Hangin’ with Hernandez
  40. Bill Belichick’s Rental Videos
  41. Make America Gronk Again
  42. Wilfork for Food
  43. Discount Belichick
  44. The Real Slim Brady
  45. The Brady Bunch
  46. Gronkey Kong
  47. Party Like a Gronk Star
  48. Aaron Hernandez's Pistol Offense
  49. Acute Gronkitis
  50. Solder? I Hardly Know Her!
  51. The Executive, Legal, Judicial, and Deion Branch
  52. Amendola Dolla Bills Y’all

New Orleans Saints 2017 Fantasy Football Team NamesThe

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - New Orleans SaintsFrom a fantasy perspective, the Saints are an interesting bunch. They still have the King at the helm in Drew Brees and they've added AP to a talented roster.

With just Drew Brees I could give you a long list of 2017 fantasy football team names, but with the other players the list got even longer.

Here aer your 2017 New Orleans Saints Fantasy Football Team Names:

  1. Ingram Toneails
  2. Cookin The Competition
  3. Easy Breesy Beautiful
  4. Breesus Christ
  5. Breesus, King of the Drews
  6. The Big Breesy
  7. Call me the Brees
  8. Breesy like Sunday Morning
  9. Pimpin' Ain't Breesy
  10. Mountin' Drew
  11. Ingram Toenails
  12. AP’s Daycare
  13. Ginn and Drew-ce
  14. Department of Domeland Security
  15. Saints and Sinners
  16. Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend’s School of Existence
  17. Manti Te'o's Catfish Crew

New York Giants 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - New York GiantsThe Giants are a team that people love to hate. Personally I don't hate them, just Eli. Sometimes. That stupid face he puts on really gets to me. I'm working through it.

There are a ton of classic Giants fantasy team names and there are a bunch of new ones. With OBJ and Eli on the roster, your list of 2017 New York Giants fantasy team names is only getting longer.

  1. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
  2. Let’s get Rasharded
  3. The Playbook of Eli
  4. Eli Looks at Things
  5. Formerly Known as Prince Amakamura
  6. Live and Let Diehl
  7. Cruz Control
  8. Turn Your Head and Coughlin
  9. Rashad Hour 2
  10. Don’t Ask Donnell
  11. Pulp Fictor Cruz
  12. Kiwanuklear Warfare
  13. Pierre-Paul and Mary
  14. Me Seahorny
  15. Go Tuck Yourself
  16. Strahan Solo
  17. Eli Super Manning
  18. Rashad Peter Jennings
  19. Andre The Giant
  20. Don't Ask Donnell
  21. Last Manning Standing
  22. Manning's O Face
  23. Bend it like Beckham Jr.
  24. OB-13-Nobi
  25. OBJYN
  26. JPP’s Right Hand Men
  27. JPP’s 10th Finger
  28. You Down with JPP?
  29. Faces of Eli Manning
  30. Just McAdoo It
  31. Straight Outta Coughlin
  32. Manning Of Steel

New York Jets 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - New York JetsThe Jets are a disaster...that's as kind as I can put it.

But don't worry, we understand that blind love for your favorite team means you'll still support them as they tank the season.

Because of your love for your team, we put together a killer list of 2017 New York Jets Fantasy Football team names.

You can find at least one to match the misery of the New York Jets.

  1. Sons of Anarchy
  2. I Dream of Geno
  3. McCown’s Our Starter, We Ain’t Joshin’
  4. Finding Geno
  5. Black and Decker
  6. The Sun Will Come Out Amaro
  7. Forté with a Friend
  8. Forté Shades of Grey
  9. Forté Inch Ditka
  10. Revis and Butthead
  11. Butt Fumblers
  12. Geno’s Jawbreakers
  13. A Fitzmas Beardacle
  14. Bryce Petty and the Jaw Breakers
  15. Forgetting Brandon Marshall
  16. Not My Forte
  17. Fight Through the Skrine
  18. Drinkin' Fortes
  19. Forte Oz. to Freedom
  20. D’Brickashawshank Redemption
  21. The Forte-Year-Old Virgin
  22. Geno 911 (Geno Smith)
  23. Mangolden Corral
  24. The Mangolden Girls
  25. Fantasy Names Aren’t My Forte
  26. Hackenberger and Fries
  27. She Wants the Dee

Oakland Raiders 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Oakland Raiders (1)The Oakland Raiders are a good football team...actually much better than I care to admit.

As their real NFL talent grows, so does their fantasy football team name list. For 2017 we tackle some classic, in addition to Khalil MAck, Amari Cooper and so much more.

Sow what are you waiting for? Here's the 2017 Oakland Raiders Fantasy Football Team Name List.

  1. The Fighting Janikowskis
  2. Raiders of the Lost QB
  3. Have Amari Christmas
  4. It's Too Late to Say Amari
  5. Carrfuls of Skittles
  6. Dude, Where’s My Carr?
  7. To Khalil A Mockingbird
  8. Mack & Silver
  9. Mackletacklemore
  10. Horses in the Ken Stabler
  11. Just Win, Baby
  12. Mack Attack Stacks Sacks
  13. Raiders of the Lost Yards
  14. Khalil Smack
  15. Calamari Cooper
  16. Giorgio Amari
  17. Start the Carr
  18. Khalil Drogo
  19. 21 Jump Streeter
  20. Silver and Mack
  21. Carrie Me Home
  22. Kahalil'n In The Name Of
  23. Hanging with Mr. Cooper
  24. Silence! I Khalil You!

Philadelphia Eagles 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Philadelphia EaglesFans of the Philadelphia Eagles are a passionate bunch...which is a nice way of putting it.

At the end of the day, they'll probably be offended by the 2017 Philadelphia Eagles team name list. That's okay though, it comes with the territory.

So let's explore the team names that include Wentz, Sproles, Alshon and so many more. So here is the Eagles Fantasy Team Name list for 2017.

  1. City of Fantasy Love
  2. Wentz it rains it pours
  3. From Wentz You Came
  4. Wentz, Twice - Three Times a Lady
  5. The Elder Sproles
  6. Alshon Greats
  7. Alshon Jeffery Dahmer
  8. My Ball Zach Ertz
  9. It Ertz to have Smallwood
  10. Wentz Upon A Time
  11. Bend It Like Green-Beckham
  12. Blu-Ray and DGB
  13. Tootsie Sproles
  14. Sproles Royce
  15. It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
  16. So Good it Ertz
  17. Birds With Friends

Pittsburgh Steelers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Pittsburgh SteelersThe Pittsburgh Steelers are always a fun team to watch...they're also fun to make fun of with fantasy team names.

The 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers team name list comes with some of the best names we've seen yet. They have a ton of great fantasy team names thanks to their players and their arrests.

Here are the best Pittsburgh Steelers fantasy football team names for 2017.

  1. James Harrison’s Weightlifting Instructor
  2. Saved by Le’Bell
  3. Le’Veon A Prayer
  4. Even Big Ben Is Right Twice A Day
  5. Carry On, My Heyward-Bey Son
  6. Antonio Brown’s Dance Instructor
  7. Le’Veon My Wayward Son
  8. Big Ben’s Dating Service
  9. Hell’s LeVeon Bells
  10. Antonio’s Brownies
  11. Don’t Stop BeLe’Veon
  12. Le’Veon Chocolate Diamonds
  13. For Whom the Bell Tolls
  14. My Brown-Eyed Girl
  15. I Like Hines 57 on My Roethlisberger
  16. Straight Outta Tomlin
  17. Steel Curtain
  18. Wheaton Thins
  19. 99 Problems But Big Ben Ain’t One
  20. Le’Von on a Prayer
  21. Steel Curtain
  22. Big Ben's Dating Service
  23. Marvin Martivis
  24. Lick My Antonio Brown
  25. Devonta more Weeden, Le'Veon?
  26. Antonio's Brownies
  27. Wheaton Thins
  28. Pittsburgh Lie, Cheat & Steelers
  29. Le'Veon My Heyward Son
  30. Saved By the Bell
  31. Archer's Danger Zone

San Francisco 49ers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - San Francisco 49ers

The San Francisco 49ers are a team in shambles. They'be lost some big name players and it's not likely they're playoff bound in 2017.

That, however, shouldn't stop them from being the butt of jokes via our 2017 San Francisco 49ers fantasy football team name guide.

  1. Hyde Yo Kids, Hyde Yo Wife
  2. Dr. Jekyll & Carlos Hyde
  3. American Hoyer Stories
  4. Mother Buckners
  5. Solomon Buries on Sunday
  6. Shanny and Hyde
  7. Shanahan Jobs
  8. Gould Rush
  9. Ellington Coat Factory
  10. San Francisco 4th & 9ers

Seattle Seahawks 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Seattle Seahawks

Whether you love Pete Caroll, Russell Wilson or the 12th man, you'll love these fantasy football team names.

They show some love, some hate and spare no one's feelings when it comes to the definitive list of 2017 Seattle Seahawks fantasy football team names.

  1. The Blair Kicks Project
  2. Sherman’s March to the Title
  3. Sherman's Last Rant
  4. InstaGraham
  5. Everyday I’m Russelin’
  6. No Mediocre Players
  7. Great Rawls of Fire
  8. Eatty Lacy
  9. I Love Lacy
  10. Heart-shaped Lockett
  11. Baldwin on a Budget
  12. A Christmas Carroll
  13. Hawk Blockers
  14. Roasted Russel Sprouts
  15. Sherman Incompletion Act
  16. Pete Carol’s Bubble Gum
  17. 12th Man Records
  18. Sherminator
  19. Full Hauschka
  20. 12th Men
  21. Hustle Wilson
  22. The Fail Marys
  23. Every Day I’m Russellin
  24. Seahawk Mafia
  25. A Shaved Percy is a Baldwin
  26. Russell Sprouts
  27. Sherman’s March
  28. RussellMania
  29. Tricky Dick’s Pick Six Clique
  30. Not in My Hauschka

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are another team that could have a great 2017...at least for fantasy owners.

With Mike Evans, Jameis Winston and other big names on the roster, it's no shock that we pulled together some of the best Tampa Bay Buccaneers team names for 2017.

  1. Jameis’ Crab Shack
  2. Crab-leg Bootleg
  3. All I do is Winston
  4. You Winston Some, You Lose Some
  5. Almost Jameis
  6. Stairway to Evans
  7. Knockin' on Evans Door
  8. Teach me how to Dougie
  9. DeSean Jackson 5
  10. MotherBuccaneers
  11. I drink OJ with my crab legs
  12. Koetter up field
  13. Magic Marpet Ride

Tennessee Titans 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Tennessee Titans

The Tennesse Titans are becoming the darlings of the NFL. Mariota is coming back from a major injury but has the pieces in place to have a great 2017 if he's healthy.

You'll find fantasy football team names about Mariota, Delanie Walker and a ton of other Titans in our 2017 team name preivew.

  1. Super Mario-ta
  2. Row, Row, Row Your Corey Davis Boat
  3. A Bunch of Mularkey
  4. Music City Miracle Workers
  5. DeMarco Polo
  6. Orakpophobia
  7. Remember the Titans
  8. Get Off My Lewan
  9. Delanie Skywalker
  10. I Will Adoree You Always
  11. Oraktile Dysfunction
  12. Eat, Drink, and D. Murray
  13. The Hurt Locker
  14. Walker, I Don't Even Know Her
  15. Don’t Get That Two-Tone With Me

Washington Redskins 2017 Fantasy Football Team Names

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Washington Redskins

The Washington Redskins seem to have things together with Kirk Cousins and the gang.

When it comes to fantasy football names we hit on Kirk, Doctson, Pryor and some other Redskins favorites. So here are the 2017 fantasy football team names for the Washington Redskins.

  1. We’re Not Kissing Cousins
  2. I’m with your Cousins
  3. Whatsup Doc-tson
  4. The Doc-tson
  5. You Win, I’ll Su’a
  6. Su’acide Squad
  7. S’ua-Tang Clan
  8. Better than seasons Pryor
  9. Terrelle Pryor’s Test Prep Center
  10. Red Dead Reedemption
  11. I don’t Kerrigan
  12. There’s only room for one Scherff
  13. Not Racist Redskins
  14. Washingforeskins

Other Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

In addition to breaking fantasy football team names by team we've also included some of the most popular names incorporated with TV shows and movies.

Take a look at some of the coolest and wildest fantasy football team names for 2017 that we could find.

The Best Superhero Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - SuperHeroes

  1. Kaeptain America
  2. Hammer of Gore
  3. Batman and Khiry Robinson
  4. The Flashad Jennings
  5. Wonder Womannuel Sanders
  6. The Vereen Lantern
  7. The Green Laenternick
  8. Dr. Manninghattan
  9. Captain Atom Brady
  10. WolVereen
  11. Mister Majestictor Cruz
  12. Professor FleX
  13. The Incredible Welk
  14. SilVernon Surfer
  15. Dr. DeStrangelo Williams
  16. SuperManning
  17. The Winston Justice League
  18. Teen Titans
  19. Zoo Cruz
  20. X-Menziel
  21. Flash Gordon
  22. A.J. Hawkeye
  23. Boomerisiarang
  24. Wes Luthor
  25. Dr. Maurice Jones-Doom

The Best James Bond Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - James Bond

We know you love James Bond and we know you love fantasy football. Sounds like it's time to combine James Bond with some of our favorite fantasy names. Ladies and gents we present the best James Bond fantasy football team names of 2017.

  1. Dr. Knowshon
  2. The Manziel with the Golden Gun
  3. Chad Ochopussy
  4. You Only Live Rice
  5. Pussy GaGore
  6. Green and Goldfinger
  7. Andy Dalton: The Best Bond
  8. Danny Goodhead/Holly Woodhead
  9. Live and Let Bye
  10. The Man With the Golden Tate
  11. For Your Eyes Garconly
  12. Diamonds Are Gorever
  13. License to Tannehill
  14. Montee ThunderBall
  15. Goldfingram
  16. The Living DayWrights
  17. Touchdwon Tomorrow Never Dies
  18. The Zuerlin Not Enough
  19. Anquantum of Solace
  20. Aaron Roddjob

The Best Saturday Night Live Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Saturday Night LiveI love Saturday Night Live and you love Saturday Night Live, which means you deserve some incredible Saturday Night Live fantasy football team names. Here are the best Saturday Night Live fantasy football team names of 2017.

  1. Nicks in a Box
  2. My Pick in a Mock
  3. Eric Deck in a Box
  4. Van Down By Phil Rivers
  5. 2 Wild and Crabtree Guys
  6. Josh MacGruber
  7. Montee’s Schweddy Balls
  8. The Ken is Wrightier
  9. Lay Off Me I’m Harvin
  10. Debbie McCowner
  11. Gotta Have McCownbell
  12. Going to Pump Helu Up
  13. Reggie Wayne’s World
  14. Baby Don’t Ertz Me
  15. Oops I Crabtreed My Pants

The Best Breaking Bad Fantasy Football Team Names of

2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Breaking Bad

Breaking Bad may just be one of my favorite TV shows ever. I know I'm not alone in that fact. If you're as big of a Breaking Bad fan as I am you've probably looked for a way to combine the show with your fantasy team name.

You're in luck because we've done all the hard work for you! Here are 25 of the top Breaking Bad fantasy football team names for 2017. Say my name...

  1. Kaep’N Cook
  2. Blue Sky Bros
  3. Flyn Is Cerebral Ballsy
  4. Dammit Marie!
  5. DEA Agent Goodell
  6. Vamanos Pests
  7. Better Call Montee Ball
  8. Skinny Pete and the Badgers
  9. Walter White’s Tighty Whities
  10. Heisenburglers
  11. Flynn’s Breakfast Club
  12. The Salamanca Hit Squad
  13. Yo, Gatorade Me, Bitch!
  14. Big Ben Heisenburger
  15. Rashard Methenhall
  16. The Box Cutters
  17. Have an A1 Day
  18. Bogdan’s Eyebrows
  19. Second Cellphone
  20. Say My Name
  21. Pizza on the Roof
  22. Pinkman Punters
  23. Somkin’ da Ricin
  24. The Schradernaters
  25. Heisenberg's Hitmen

The Best South Park Fantasy Football Team Names of

2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - South Park

South Park is a classic that nearly every fantasy football fan has heard of. If you haven't, go check it out.

But seriously, here are some of the best South Park fantasy football team names for 2017. If you love fantasy football and South Park, this is the list for you.

  1. Screw You Guys, I’m Santonio Holmes – Cartmans’ Catch Phrase
  2. The Marc Trest-Man-Bear-Pigs – Episode 10.6 from ManBearPig
  3. The Michael Crab-tree People – Episode 7.8 from South Park is Gay
  4. Kayne West Loves RG Three Sticks – Episode 13.5 from Fishsticks
  5. Michael Huff-Cabbage – Episode 14.9 from It’s a Jersey Thing
  6. Butter’s Bottom Bitches – Episode 13.9 from Butters Bottom Bitch
  7. OH MY GOD THEY KILLED HENNE! – The Boys Catch Phrase
  8. Josh Gordon, Drugs are Bad Mmkay – Episode 2.4 from Ike’s Wee Wee
  9. John Kuhn & Friends – Episode 14.11-14.13 from Coon & Friends
  10. Bishop Sankey & Christmas Poo’s – Episode 1.1 from Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo

The Best Game of Thrones Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Game of ThronesI love Game of Thrones. Which is why I needed to compile the best Game of Thrones fantasy football team names.

  1. Winterfell Direwolves
  2. Dothraki Dragons
  3. King’s Landing Wildfire
  4. Castle Black Crows
  5. Crossing Massacre
  6. Casterly Rock Red Cloaks
  7. Iron Islands Storm
  8. Westeros Wildings
  9. Astapor Unsullied
  10. Northern White Walkers
  11. Mother of Dragons
  12. The Khaleesi
  13. Lady Stoneheart
  14. The Red Woman
  15. Queen of Thorns
  16. The Manning Faced God
  17. Doug R.R. Martin
  18. Alshon Joffrey
  19. Demaryius Targaryen
  20. HOUSE McCaFREY
  21. James Starks’ Bastard
  22. Theon Sanders
  23. Samwell Bradford
  24. DeMelisAndre Hopkins
  25. Martavis, the High Sparrow
  26. Winston is Coming
  27. Eddard Lacy, Warden of the Pacific Northwest
  28. Cassel Black
  29. Robert Kraft’s Rebellion
  30. Khal Osweiler of the DothBrocki
  31. Ty Mormont-gomery
  32. La’Theon Belljoy
  33. James White Walkers
  34. The Vale of Aaron
  35. The Rains of CastAmeer Abdullah
  36. A Feast for Crowells
  37. Hands Like Vernon Davos
  38. Tommen and a Brady
  39. Charcandrick Westeros
  40. Williams, Last of House Tyrell
  41. The Blountain that Rides
  42. Valar Martellus
  43. Tate’s Golden Crown
  44. Jaqen H’garoppolo
  45. Gilly-slee of Kraft-ster’s Keep
  46. The Agholord of Light
  47. Grand Maester Parcells
  48. Jameis Lannister and the Golden Hand
  49. A Song of Rice and Favre
  50. By the Ty-Gods and the New
  51. Valyrian Steelers
  52. Mance Raiders
  53. The Three-Eyed Ravens
  54. New York Giantsbane
  55. Narrow Seahawks
  56. Slaver’s Bay Buccaneers
  57. Hand of the viKings
  58. Cleveland Bronns
  59. Meereen Bay Packers
  60. Atlanta’s Purple Wedding
  61. Hardhome-field Advantage
  62. First Downs and Second Sons
  63. The Usurpers
  64. Tywin, Lose, or Draw
  65. The Kingsguard
  66. Halfman, Half Amazing
  67. We’re Number Wun Wun
  68. The Monday Night’s Watch
  69. Stormborn
  70. Ask Me About My Grey Worm
  71. The One True King
  72. Watchers on the Wall
  73. The Direwolf of Wall Street
  74. Dark and Full of Terrors
  75. Born to Be Wildling
  76. Reek
  77. The Sand Snakes
  78. Protector of the Realm
  79. The Kingslayers
  80. Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None
  81. Ours is the Fury
  82. Trial by Combat
  83. Gendry’s Never Ending Boat Ride
  84. Lord of the Andals
  85. The Dothrookies
  86. Frey & Sons Wedding Planners
  87. The Master of Coin
  88. Land of the Free and Home of the Braavos
  89. The Faith Militant
  90. A Team Has No Name
  91. Battle of the Bastards
  92. Stark Raving Mad
  93. The Unsullied
  94. Lannister Family Reunion
  95. Hodor
  96. Victarion Cruz
  97. The Breastplate Stretchers
  98. Westeros Wildings
  99. Dothraki Dragons
  100. Hold the Oher!
  101. Crows before Hoes
  102. Lamar Morghulis
  103. Battle of the Rosters
  104. MarJerry Jones
  105. Arya ready for some football?
  106. Luck the Lannisters
  107. Winterfell Direwolves
  108. Maesters of the Midway
  109. Theon Sanders
  110. A Manning-ster always pays his debts
  111. House TargArian
  112. Alshon Joffery
  113. King’s Landing Wildfire
  114. The Beyond the Wall Giants
  115. Crossing Massacre
  116. Skip Baelish
  117. Shane Meereen
  118. King Robert Quinn
  119. Wun Wun for the Win Win
  120. Terrance Westeros
  121. The God of Fitz and Wine
  122. Northern White Walkers
  123. Iron Islands Storm
  124. Cleveland Bronns
  125. Vernon Davos
  126. The GridIron Throne
  127. Grey Worms
  128. Grand Maester Russell
  129. Bronny Football
  130. Broncos who Mounts the World
  131. James Starks of Winterfell
  132. MAaron Trant
  133. Walders of Frey
  134. A LIONster always pays his debts
  135. A Feast for Throws
  136. Tyrann Lannister
  137. Khal Fuller
  138. Shame! Shame! Shane!
  139. Red Byrant Wedding
  140. KhaLacy, Mover of Chains
  141. A Team has No Name
  142. The Stallions that mount the world
  143. Castle Black Crows
  144. DeMaryius Stormborn
  145. Astapor Unsullied
  146. Valyrian Steelers
  147. The Sunspear Sand Snakes
  148. A Song of Rice and Pryor
  149. House Tar-Gore-Yan
  150. MelisAndre Johnson
  151. ViKings of the North
  152. Tyrionasarus Rex
  153. Lannister Lions
  154. Tom Brady of Tarth
  155. Mance Raiders
  156. You Know Nothing, Moreno
  157. A Feast for Flaccos
  158. Khal Throwgo
  159. Manning-Faced God
  160. A Feast for Crowells
  161. Renly’s Rear Guard
  162. Take you Wun on Wun
  163. Aryan Fosters
  164. Casterly Rock Red Cloaks
  165. For the Watch
  166. A Game of Jones
  167. DwyerWolves
  168. House Frey Wedding Planners
  169. Crasters Keepers
  170. Westeros Welkers
  171. Aaron Rodgers: King of the North
  172. Hodor’s Hodors
  173. Three Eyed Ravens
  174. All Hail the Royal Fitz
  175. The House Greyjoy No-Sows
  176. House Chargeryen
  177. Whitner is coming
  178. White Welkers
  179. Queen Cersei’s Punt
  180. A Lannister always pays his Dez
  181. For the night is dark and full of Bears
  182. ViKingslayer
  183. Jameis Lannister

The Best True Detective Fantasy Football Team Names of

2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - True Detective

True Detective is considered by some to be the best show on TV right now. As so many people have grown to be fans, we felt it was only fair to include some True Detective Fantasy Football team names for 2017. Here are some of the best ones we could find:

  1. RustleMania
  2. Cohle’s Lone Star All-Stars
  3. Rust-i-culous
  4. Marty’s Lonely Hart Club Band
  5. Hart Investigative Solutions
  6. Regular Type Dude With a Big …
  7. LeDoux and LeDonts
  8. The Yellow Kings
  9. The Devil Catchers
  10. The Spaghetti Monsters
  11. The Lawnmover Man
  12. The Flat Circles
  13. Barbie Doll Gangbang
  14. The Iron Crusaders
  15. The Grapes of Erath
  16. Bad Men at the Door
  17. Dora’s Explorers
  18. The Monster at the End
  19. Debts to be Paid
  20. Cohle Hearted Snake

I’ve never seen True Detective, but I bet a few of these fantasy football team names resonate with your True Detective fans.

The Best The League Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - The League

The league is an instant classic for fantasy football fans everywhere. Although some of the fantasy football team names you’ll see below are commonplace in the industry, we believe that they still act as great options for certain owners. In fact, I love some of these fantasy football team names to death. Maybe it’s just because I really enjoy the show.

  1. Try the Veal
  2. Password is Taco
  3. The Bobbum Men
  4. The Scrote Squad
  5. Mr. McGibblets
  6. The Shiva Blasts
  7. Dick Cream
  8. The Herdsman
  9. Sacko del Toro
  10. Taco Corp
  11. El Cunado
  12. Gattaca
  13. Double Dropping Deuces
  14. The Mental Erections
  15. Tit Whiskey
  16. The Fear Boners
  17. Tinker Stinkers
  18. The Rafi Bombs
  19. The Breastalyzers
  20. Shiva Blast
  21. $7 Worth of Hoobastank
  22. The Trade Rapists
  23. The Mayan A-Cock-A-Lips
  24. Jizzclosure
  25. Ol’Smoke Crotch
  26. Chalupa Batmans
  27. The White Knucklers
  28. The Dirty Randys
  29. Brolo el Cunado
  30. The Murder Boners

Even if you aren’t enjoying these “The League” inspired fantasy football names for 2017 I recommend checking out the show from season 1. It’ll get you hooked and keep you coming back for more. These fantasy football team names will keep your fantasy spirit alive all season long.

The Best Workaholics Fantasy Football Team Names for

2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Workaholics

Workaholics is a classic comedy central show that has grown a wild and passionate fan base. Many love it while others can’t stand it. For those of you that are looking to add some Workaholics team names to your fantasy football life I recommend checking out the suggestions below. They’re the best Workaholics fantasy football team names we’ve found online to date.

  1. The Raw Doggers
  2. The Dad Dicks
  3. Fully Torqued
  4. Straight Grizzly’s
  5. God Damned Farm Shamans
  6. The Wizards
  7. Big Ol’ God Titties
  8. Silver Rights Activists
  9. Fry Guys
  10. The Tight Buttholes
  11. Brociopath
  12. Deputy Dong
  13. MeatJerkinBeefBoys
  14. Dry Guys
  15. Thor’s Hammer
  16. EEYOO MAGGOTS
  17. The Chupacabrajes
  18. Water Trash
  19. Chamilitary Ment
  20. Tezmanian Devils

The Best Archer Themed Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Archer

The TV show Archer has gained a ton of fans across the world, and rightfully so. It only makes sense that Archer fans want to incorporate one of their favorite shows with their fantasy football league. These are some of the best Archer Fantasy Football Team Names that we could find:

  1. Duchesses
  2. Danger Zone
  3. Lana’s Vulva
  4. ALLO!
  5. Shit Snacks
  6. Fister Roboto
  7. Team Live Badass
  8. Horatio Cornblowers
  9. Team Meouschwitz
  10. Whore Island Ocelots
  11. Archers of Lovecrosse
  12. Sploosh!
  13. The Whordiots
  14. Green Rusians
  15. Piggly Pigskins
  16. Casa Blumpkin League!
  17. The Pele of Anal
  18. Poovey Farmers
  19. Rich Ass Tunts
  20. Dicknuts
  21. Ocelotta Touchdowns
  22. Fisto-roboto's
  23. Team Other Barry
  24. Rays Rimmers
  25. Archers of Loaf-crosse

Dr. Who Theme Fantasy Football Team Names for 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Dr. Who

I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen Dr. Who in my life. What I do know is that there are a ton of fans across America that absolutely love the show. With a great fan base comes fantasy football themed team names. Here are some of the best Dr. Who fantasy football team names for 2017.

  1. Cult of Skaro
  2. Sparrow and Nightingale
  3. Jammy Dodgers
  4. Pandorica
  5. Team Gallifrey
  6. EXTERMINATE!
  7. The Fightin’ Feezes
  8. Hooverville Outcasts
  9. Feezes and Bowties
  10. The Faces of Bowe

Classic Fantasy Football Team Names 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - Classic

Everyone loves a classic and some of these classic fantasy football team names will never go out of style. We’ve found some that we love and others that we don’t, but that's the thing about classics. There’s always room for debate.

  1. Naughty by Nurture
  2. Easy Breesy Beautiful
  3. Straight Outta Tomlin
  4. Living on a Prater
  5. EZ-Dez It
  6. Jive Turkeys
  7. The Dark Side of Warren Moon
  8. Forte Acres and a Mule
  9. Scobee Snacks
  10. Too Legit to Britt

There are tons of other classic fantasy football team names out there. These are just some of the most popular ones we’ve seen online in 2017.

The Best Fantasy Football Team Names Based on TV Shows for 2017

Fantasy Football Team Names 2017 - GeneralWe all know that there are thousands of TV shows that we all love and would love to create fantasy football team names off of them. You’re in luck because we’ve broken down some of the best fantasy football team names based off tv shows. Some of the best ones include:

  1. Scobbe Snacks
  2. Jersey Leshoure
  3. Tashard by an Angel
  4. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
  5. Game of Throwns
  6. Dancin’ With Jacoby
  7. Kendall the Bounty Hunter
  8. Helu Kitty
  9. Hatfields & McCoys
  10. King of the Tannehill
  11. Shootin’ Newton
  12. Is That Your Final Ansah?
  13. Arreliousted Development
  14. Stafford & Son
  15. Talib it to Beaver

The Funniest Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

Sometimes picking a fantasy football team name doesn't have to be purley focused on an NFL team, a TV show or a movie. That's why we've compiled some of the "funniest" fantasy football team names of 2017.

Are some of the repeats from above? Probably, but when you have 5000+ fantasy team names in a list, repeats are bound to happen.

So here are the funniest fantasy football team names for 2017. (This list is courtesy of Athlon Sports).

    1. Greatest Show on Paper
      League of Ordinary Gentlemen
      12 Angry Men
      The Madden Curse
      The Motley Crew
      If At First You Don't Succeed, Play Fantasy
      If you’re not FIRST; you’re LAST League
      Injured Head & Shoulders
      Fantasy Football Factory (FFF)
      I'm Surrounded by Idiots
      Too Poor to Golf
      There Can Only Be One
      Fam Bam!
      Smackmouth Smackdown
      C’mon Man!
      FantasyLand
      Fantasy League of Advanced Sports Historians (FLASH)
      Weekend at Hernie's
      12 Men Out
      Fantasy Fanatics
      Fantasy Field of Dreams
      Our Boss Think's We're Working
      Belichick Film School
      4TH AND DRUNK TO GO
      In Memory of Tebowing
      Fantasy League of Below Average Gentlemen
      No Punt Intended
      League of Champions
      Gridiron Gurus Only!
      The League
      Sunday Funday
      Justice League
      Bragging Rights League
      The Dirty Dozen
      Weekend Warriors
      Lombardi would be Proud
      10 Geniuses and 2 Idiots
      Road to Glory
      Coast to Coast
      Goodfellas and Bad Girls
      Darwin’s Theory
      The Unusual Suspects
      The Longest Yard
      Show Us Your TDs
      Easy Money
      LIFO – Last in First Out
      Average Joes
      11 Amateurs and 1 Pro
      Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner League
      League of Our Own
      Somewhere Bill Walsh is Crying League
      Low Expectations League
      Armchair Football League (AFL)
      League of Misfits
      Stumblin’, Bumblin’ and Fumblin’
      Legends in their own Minds
      Last Man Standing League
      12 enter; 1 leaves
      League of Leagues
      Way Cool League
      Flaunt and Taunt League
      Playing for Keeps League
      Fleur de League
      2 Minute Drill
      League of Nations
      The Federation of Dunces
      For the Love of the Game
      The Showdown
      Pigskin Junkies
      Legion of Doom
      King of Kings League
      Bring it On
      Stay Thirsty My Friends League
      The Professionals
      Snapping necks and cashing checks
      They are who we thought they were
      Call of Duty
      Pigskin Prognosticators
      The Statement in the Basement
      Any Given Sunday
      Lombardi’s Tudor League
      E-lemon-ator League
      A League of Our Own
      No Guts No Glory
      Blood, Sweat and Beers
      League of Extraordinary Nerds
      All in the Family
      Best of the Rest
      Football Junkies
      Game of inches
      Frozen Tundra League
      Are you Ready for Some Football League
      Frantic Football Freaks
      Touchdownalotamus
      Gridiron Great
      No Fun League
      We Need Some Time Away from our Family
      Golden Tate Warriors
      Little Red Fournette
      Hide & Zeke
      Dalvin & The Chipmunks
      When the Le'Veon Breaks
      Le'Veon la Vida Loca
      Le’Veon a Prayer
      Game of Jones
      Julio Think You Are?
      Julio Let the Dogs Out
      Goff Balls
      My Ball Zach Ertz
      My TE Ertz When Eifert
      Eiferted
      It's Too Late to Say Amari
      WD-Forte
      Fatt Morte
      Drinkin' Fortes
      Winning Is My Forte
      Forte Shades of Grey
      Forte Year Old Virgin
      San Francisco 4th & 9ers
      Stairway to Evans
      Knockin on Evans Door
      GurleyThings
      2 Gurley's 1 Cup
      Runs Like a Gurley
      The Gurley Gates
      A Zeke Outlook
      All About That Bosa
      Wilfork on 1st Date
      Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood
      Eat, Drink and D. Murray!
      The Walking Dez
      Dez Nuts
      Dez Does Dallas
      Dez-ed & Confused
      From Wentz You Came
      Wentz, Twice — Three Times a Lady
      Dude, Where's Derek Carr?
      Forte inch Ditka
      Inglourious Bradfords
      Chronic Masterdeflater
      Check My Balls
      Discount Belichick
      Yo Belichick Yo Self
      Super Mario-ta
      Jamaal About That Bass
      Jamaal Charles in Charge
      Turn Down for Watt
      JJ S.W.A.T.T. Team
      1.21 JJ WATTS
      You Down With JPP?
      Hernandez Hit Men
      Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
      You Kaepernick the Future
      Erect Dicker
      Geno 911!
      Multiple Goregasms
      InstaJimmyGraham
      Ladies and Edelman
      Backfields and McCoys
      Inglorious Staffords
      Stafford Infection
      Mike Vick in a box
      Montee Can Buy you Happiness
      My Percy’s on Broadway
      In a Van Down by the Rivers
      Cry Me a Rivers
      Pitch a Trent
      50 Trent
      Drake's New Favorite Team
      Mount Douchemore
      Waka Flacco Flame
      U Mad Bro?
      Abdullah Oblongata
      Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
      Trolling Crabtree
      Kung Suh Panda
      Suh Girls, One Cup
      Boy Named Suh
      It's a Hard Gronk Life
      Party Like a Gronk Star
      The Big Gronkowski
      We Wilfork You
      Wilfork Dance Party
      Keyshawn Beliebs
      No Money Manziel
      Evil Empire
      Revis' Vineyard
      Bend it Like Beckham Jr.
      OBJYN
      Jay-Z's My Agent
      Off to Tennessee the Whiz
      Remember the Titans
      Kissing Suzy Kolber
      Smokin' Jay Cutler
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
      Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
      Kaepernick Swag
      Mannings' O-Face
      Sherman's Last Rant
      The Boldin the Beautiful
      Gisele's Bundchens
      Mr. UGG Boots
      Brady Gaga
      The Brady Bunch
      Luck Beat A Brady Tonight
      Call Me the Brees
      No Romo
      80% Mental, 40% Physical
      Laces Out
      Show Me the Money
      Big Ol' Bortles
      Not Racist Redskins
      Hard Knocks Life
      Turn Your Head and Coughlin
      Forgetting Brandon Marshall
      It's Always Runny in Philadelphia
      Favre Dollar Footlong
      Crab-leg Bootleg
      Makin' It DWayne
      Luckness Monster
      Up All Night to Get Luck-y
      Red Hot Julius Peppers
      Slow White Bronco
      Dak to the Future
      Golden Taint
      Shake it Goff
      Hartline Bling
      Zeke Squad
      PokeMoncrief
      RG3-Way
      Green Eggs and Cam

The Best Fantasy Football Team Names of 2017

These are some of the best fantasy team names we could find online. I didn’t come up with these names on my own, in fact, I pulled them from various sources online. So thank you to everyone for having some great team names. This shoutout includes Reddit, the users of Reddit and various other sites across the internet. You’ve given us all a nice variety of fantasy football team names for 2017.

We believe this is the best of bunch and that some of these names will get a laugh or two. In fact, even if you don’t use these names you should enjoy reading some of them.

If you have some other great fantasy team names that you think we missed, share them below. We’d love to grow the list further.

Nick Schreck

Nick Schreck

I’m a simple man with simple pleasures. As someone who’s always approached life with the attitude that things could be worse, I’ve had an awesome time so far. I've been a fantasy addict for nearly a decade, and I've loved every second of it.

For the record, I never actually played football. I have no doubt that I would get crushed running across the middle for a pass, every single time.
Nick Schreck